Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Using the UAE as a launching pad to travel the world…


This blog is late, I know. Apologies.

This week, I’m giving you a review of airlines I’ve used in the last two years and places you can go from the UAE for a reasonable price, and still have fun. I won’t choose every destination there is, because there are far too many, but I do hope to give you a good indication of how to make the best of your time living here in the UAE. On occasion, I’ve used travel agents that I would recommend, however places like Oman, India, Nepal, Thailand, Turkey etc are very easy to navigate with a travel book. I don’t eat much while on flights, except breakfast, because I’m too excited to get to my next destination I suppose, but I do always order a special meal and give it a try…just in case there’s something chocolatey.

Also, I put a lot of stock on customer service, so if inflight or check-in staff are unpleasant, it leaves a sour taste in my mouth and I don’t particularly want to travel that airline again, so a lot of my reviews are based on that. If you’re okay with people being rude, ignore that bit.

Places

Thailand-This is the place of cheap massages and relaxation. You will need at least ten days here, only because having a 40 dirham massage every day is ridiculously relaxing and addictive and after two days in Bangkok you will need it. I would suggest landing in Bangkok, staying for two days to see the sights (if you’re a fish lover, be sure to check out the seafood market restaurant, yum!) and then head off to one of the beachy areas.

India—Can definitely do this on a long weekend and it’s the obvious choice for anyone who lives in Dubai; it takes three hours to get to and there are hundreds of things to see and do. Practically every low-cost airline flies to India and it is possible to stay in a good hotel, eat amazing food, chill out on beautiful beaches, tour some amazing heritage sites for a very reasonable price. Also, if you don’t know it already, you will learn the enormous differences between the North and South of India from food and culture to education and politics with just one visit to each side. I recommend Mumbai (it’s dirty but real) and Kerala (just generally gorgeous).

Colombo, Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka— This is possibly one of my most favourite places in the world. Sri Lanka is very easy to get around and if you have a good guide you can get A LOT done in 4 days. Make sure your guide takes you to authentic Sri Lankan restaurants rather than the touristy ones that are about. Definitely try fried, chilli banana flowers and Sri Lankan grilled prawns! I went with two girlfriends and we used a company called Eurolanka (http://www.eurolankatravel.com/) who managed to book us a number of holidays- we had a beach holiday, visited an orphanage, fed an elephant, went to a turtle sanctuary and did some shopping in Colombo during our four night/ Five day stay. And that was just half of it.

Turkey—Another place to visit if you’re living in Dubai and have 5 days spare. Istanbul is a city full of history, culture and seemingly the world’s happiest people. There are hundreds of restaurants in the winding, cobbled streets of Sultan Ahmet with waiters trying to lure you in, depending on your character this could be fun or annoying, I say make it fun! Most restaurants there now also have quite a good selection for vegetarians, which I’ve been told was not the case previously.

Russia- I know its not an obvious destination and incredibly expensive. BUT Moscow is only 5 hours away, so it’s an easy long-weekend destination. If you’re into history and museums like me, this is definitely somewhere you have to visit. You could take a walk down the red square, passing Lenin’s grave as you admire the beautiful St Vasily’s Cathedral whilst eating a warm Russian pastry. That evening you could go to the legendary Bolshoi theatre for an opera or ballet. I enjoyed every minute of this beautiful city, and it makes me want to see more of Russia. The people are really nice, I have no idea why Russians are given such a bad rep, but the women are incredibly beautiful and helpful, the men are not so beautiful but ridiculously chivalrous. Admittedly people are shy and quite a few don’t speak English, which can make traveling about difficult, but get a good guide and all will be well. I can recommend http://www.travelrussia.net/ I dealt with a lady called Natalia Anikeeva who is just spectacular and can tailor-make your journey to suit yourself, whether you want to visit villages in Russia or just tour the cities.

St Vasily's (St Basil's)
The Airlines and What I think they’re like

I have been travelling regularly by plane since I was 9 years old and almost 20 years later I think I have a right to my opinion. Everyone has different experiences, which is why I have decided to only review airlines I have used at least three times each, which I think gives a person an all round view of what they’re like.

Low Cost Airlines


All the low-cost airlines below are exactly what they say on the tin. No frills, but they are infinitely better than European ones I’ve travelled on and give you exactly what a low-cost airline is supposed to give you, sometimes more.


Air Blue- Pakistan three times

This isn’t the best of the lot I’ve chosen, especially because it flies from Dubai Terminal 2, which is my least favourite terminal. Also, the seats are quite tiny and sometimes it can feel like you’re travelling in a squashed bus from Karachi to Hyderabad, which is not a pleasant experience. BUT it is incredibly cheap and gets you where you want to go, so worth a look.

Air Arabia- used for Saudi Arabia, Sri Lanka, Turkey on numerous occasions

Don’t let the fact that Air Arabia flies from Sharjah put you off, if you book a reasonably timed flight, you can avoid the traffic to Sharjah and get there remarkably quickly. I have used this airline the most out of any other and I really like it. I know a couple people who have had bad experiences on Air Arabia, mainly because of their ticket refund policy. I’m not sure what the other airlines are like on refunds but Air Arabia does come across as harsh on this issue. However, it is a low cost airline and it does need to stay in the game, so if you are planning to travel, stick to your plans. It has a great list of destinations and I believe it won an excellence award this month and that has got mean something.

Fly Dubai- Saudi Arabia about 4 occasions

This is a low-cost airline with class; it offers in-flight entertainment! What more can I say? It’s also got a list of excellent destinations at reasonable prices. The only reason I haven’t used Fly Dubai more often is I can either never get a ticket at short notice or the flight timings don’t suit my travel plans, but it may be different for you.

The Big Boys:

Etihad

I really like Etihad Airways its comfortable, has excellent inflight entertainment and it is at least 1500 dirhams cheaper than Emirates on journeys that I’ve looked at. Also, I would be ungrateful if I didn’t mention that Etihad Airways was the only airline that offered to sponsor a trip for me to go over to Japan and help with the recovery process after the March 11 tsunami last year. Economy class is comfortable but Business is in a league of its own and I think this is down to the in flight staff making it as comfortable a journey as possible. However, you may find it difficult with their check in and telephone staff (In Flight staff are usually amazing.) In the interest of balance, I need to mention check-in staff can be quite rude, which is quite off-putting and telephone staff can’t speak English, which makes life very difficult. On a recent trip I was given a raw vegetarian meal (I had requested a regular vegetarian meal) so had to make do with salad for breakfast. This was simply because the operator presumably could not understand me.

Ofunato, Japan


Emirates

This airline is quite expensive but if you’re travelling to the UAE with Emirates and don’t live here, you have the added benefit of being able to buy a UAE visit or transit visa from Emirates over the counter. On the whole, staff are good, but again the people on the phones are ridiculously difficult to deal with. In flight entertainment is excellent. Economy is quite squashed, depending what kind of economy you’re sitting in but the food is great. Business Class is good, not as comfortable as Etihad’s, possibly because the flight attendants come across as hassled. Also, what annoys me about Emirates is on the flight from Dubai to my hometown of Durban, they use the crappiest plane with the crappiest entertainment. Why even bother with the flight? It’s not much different to 3rd class on the Trans-Siberian Railway.

Air France

Next to British Airways, this is the worst airline I have flown in my life. I had given it three chances only because they were reasonably priced at times, but food, staff, seats, entertainment…all round awful.

British Airways

Business class on BA is excellent, but staff are unbearable. This is the same on economy class. On our first flight with them, my family and I actually thought it was because they were racist, because their rudeness was so blatant, but a few flights later and discussions with friends proves that BA has the worst in-flight staff known to man. Also the food is nothing to write home about and I haven’t flown them in a while (and won’t be for…ever) but the last time I did, in-flight entertainment was okay.

Qatar Airways

This is an airline competing with Emirates and Etihad and its good but for some reason falls just short of being on par with them on the food and entertainment front—the food looks amazing but taste? Not so much. Check in and in-flight staff are very good but the guys on the phone for Qatar are again a bit touch and go. Haven’t flown Business on Qatar so I don’t know but Economy has always been reasonably comfortable. It’s also quite reasonably priced, if you don’t mind stopping off in Doha for a bit, this is not a bad airline to go with.

South African Airways

This is the airline of my home country and sadly, I haven’t been impressed by them. I haven’t flown Business on SAA, but can say Economy is madly squashed and f they’re delayed it can be stressful getting a domestic connecting flight from Johannesburg and the staff don’t really do anything to reassure you which grates on my nerves. The food isn’t amazing, but then only Emirates and Etihad seem to pay any attention to that. I’m not sure what in-flight entertainment is like because there doesn’t seem to be any of worth but maybe I just don’t know how to use the remote control properly.

And Finally…
Since I am mentioning Airlines, I think should mention my recent trip on Saudi Airlines. It’s a rant so click off now if you don’t want to read my moaning. I took a flight from Dubai to Jeddah, crappy flight and food but I wasn’t expecting much on a 3-hour journey. On my way off the plane, I put my mobile on the seat, while I helped my sister (who was travelling with me) get her luggage out of the overhead compartment, at the same time some random Saudi dude was telling me how amazing and liberal his country was. I got off the plane, found a space on the bus and realised I had forgotten my mobile. Got off the bus at the terminal and asked the Saudia staff there if I could be taken back to retrieve it. ‘No, no, don’t worry’ they said ‘go to Lost and Found after immigration and it will be there waiting for you.’  This didn’t seem unreasonable since it is what would happen in the UAE, so off I went.

Once I’d got through immigration, I went straight to Lost and Found and Lo and Behold…my phone was not there. They said I would need to wait two hours. I was okay with that, except I had to do a pilgrimage since that was my reason for entering Saudi. So, I asked if I could pick it up the next day. ‘For Sure, it will be here’ they said. Great, I filled in a form and again, off I went.

I got to Makkah, did my pilgrimage and 3 hours from my first conversation with Lost and Found gave them a ring to check up on the progress. My phone was not there, they had no idea who I was, they didn’t even seem to know what a Blackberry was.

Let’s skip forward to four days later, over 60 phone calls, dozens of emails, facebook messages and twitter jibes and I finally go to the office in Jeddah Airport to find my phone was not there and never found.


During one of the 60 phone calls, I was told by a Saudia staff-member that my phone had probably been stolen and there was nothing they or I could do about it. Also, except for the last dude at the airport, every single staff member made me feel like I was an idiot for leaving my phone on the flight. Which I was, but guys, be nice! Especially when you can barely communicate and can just about spell Blackberry.

I was mostly outraged and shocked at the stealing allegation, there is no way that would EVER happen in the UAE. I have left my mobile on the table at Starbucks while ordering a coffee and know its 100 % safe. People just don’t take things in the UAE.

Anyway suffice to say, I am no longer going to have that rant at UAE customer service, because I have been to Saudi Arabia and the customer service there makes the UAE’s seem like heaven on earth (I also tried to return something to Nayomi in Makkah and OMG the guy just sat behind the counter looking at me like I was some kind of freak. Very unsettling, never going in there again!)

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

More things to do in the UAE:


There was so much to talk about in the last post, that I felt I must complete the list in this one. It’s also based on ideas from some amazing twitter followers (@Audiomonkee) and I hope they are helpful

Horseriding

There are lots of places in the UAE to go Horse-riding, its part of the culture.

Two places I have tried personally are riding centres in Dubai at Al Mamzar and Arabian Ranches. The one in Al Mamzar is quite reasonably priced, but the horses aren’t as well kept as at Arabian Ranches. Hacking at Arabian Ranches is more expensive but there never seems to be a spot open despite the amount of time you book ahead.

Sharjah, Abu Dhabi and Ajman have Equestrian clubs you can get in touch with for riding lessons or hacking. And out of interest, Al Ain’s Intercontinental Hotel has riding facilities.

For people who have their own horses or who just love horses, there is also an online equestrian community at www.qudraland.ae

Moving on…there’s a marine club in Um Al Quwain that seems quite interesting, and might be good if you’re schoolteacher looking to take your class somewhere educational and safe for either a day or overnight trip. This is the website www.uaqmarineclub.com

Joining a Gym

There are Fitness First gyms across the country and it costs around 4000 dirhams a year to join. Other than their premium facilities, you can use your fitness first card at any of their branches in the UAE. If you go away for a while, you can suspend your membership for up to two months. Fitness First also offers ladies only gyms, the one in Oasis Centre in Dubai is one of them.

Mina Salam on Jumeirah Beach Road has a gym with personal trainer and tennis court access-that costs around 10,000 dirhams a year.

In Abu Dhabi there are numerous health facilities, the biggest is Al Wahda located at the Grand Millenium hotel, which costs around fifteen thousand dirhams a year. A more economic option is the Armed Officers Club, which costs around six thousand dirhams a year. There are others as well with varying prices.

In Sharjah there are a few health clubs and hotels with gym facilities. Grand Millenium and Sharjah Wanderers club are two I can think of off the top of my head, but I’m not sure of the prices.

However most apartment buildings will have a free gym, they’re usually smaller than the ones at Fitness First, but unless you’re a fanatic and fussy about the type of equipment you need, they should be more than adequate.

Miscellaneous

If you live in the UAE, one of the things people never get around to doing is visiting the Burj Khalifa, and it’s a real shame. If you book ahead of time on the website www.atthetop.ae it costs around 100 dirhams per person, but you will have to go at exactly time you booked. There isn’t much to see except a panoramic view of the city, and some guests of mine were disappointed with the fact that there was no commentary once you got to the viewing deck (so I provided one) but it is the tallest building in the world for now, so you really should go up and have a look.


If you go around 5pm, you will be done by around 6.30 and then can get an outside seat at one of the restaurants at the Dubai Mall-More Café is my favourite-the butterfly prawns are amazing-but too large a portion for one person, so maybe order it as a starter to share.  The Anna Marie Se Kiep’ is a good chicken dish from my home country of South Africa and it also does really good ice-cream made on the premises- the chocolate ginger is amazing. While you eat, you could watch the dancing fountain, which starts at 7pm. I haven’t done it in a while, but the last time I remember getting increasingly annoyed that the same song played every 15 minutes, because it was sponsored by an international company. Another two restaurants I would recommend in that line are California Kitchen (Californian salad) and PF Changs (dynamite shrimp and stir-fried egg plant). The Italian restaurant Vapiano’s does good and simple food, but the service is so awful that its really not worth it; you could wait up to 45 minutes for service, and they are guaranteed to get your order wrong-I’ve been there three times just to give them a chance and really can’t be bothered with doing that anymore. You won’t have a good view of the fountain from PF Changs or California Kitchen but the service is usually good and the food is amazing, so you probably won’t care. I don’t.

Most people will tell you the highest point of the UAE is Jebel Hafeet a mountain in Al Ain. The highest point is actually Jebel Yabir-I have no idea where it is and most people haven’t heard of it. Jebel Hafeet however is a popular destination, and is worth a look. There’s a hotel towards the middle of the drive up, which I suppose you could stop at for a bite to eat-but where’s the fun in that? It’s quite rocky at the top so if you take a picnic with suitable cushions, you can say that you’ve eaten on the UAE’s highest point…sort of. Admittedly, it isn’t that high when you compare it to other high points of the world, but it does make your ears pop on the way up, so its high enough.

Since you’ll be in Al Ain already, you may as well visit its Wildlife Park. It costs around 10 dirhams to enter and is home to a number of buck that are extinct in the wild (see images) The park also has an animal rescue programme that rescues and cares for wild animals like tigers and lions that have been domestic pets and whose owners can no longer take care of them. It is illegal to have wild animals as pets in the UAE, but unfortunately many are able to escape the law. His Highness Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, who regarded the animals as his guests, established the park. It’s also linked up with sanctuaries in other parts of the world to breed and reintroduce extinct animals into the wild.
                                               
There are also springs you could visit in Al Ain (which is presumably where it gets its name from-in Arabic Al Ain means ‘eyes’ or ‘springs’) One thing you need to know about the city is its very much like Milton Keyes in England-there are roundabouts everywhere, and every roundabout has a name-its not clear what the names are, sometimes they’re on them, sometimes they’re not. If you have a gps-navigation system, however, you should be fine.

If you’re looking for something quiet to do with the kids, Café Ceramique may be a good place to visit. There are a couple in Dubai and Abu Dhabi. It’s just a little café where you can buy or create your own little piece of pottery and paint it with your children. This gets put into a burner, and you can pick up your masterpiece when you’re done.

If you want a little bit of Emirati culture, there are camel races that go on daily in Dubai and Abu Dhabi. The jockeys are computerised dummies, and the races start at 3.30 pm. The number for the racecourse in Nad Al Shiba (04 4 322 277) I’ve tried calling numerous times but haven’t been able to get any information from the dude on the other side. As a result, I’ve not actually been to a camel race myself, so cannot comment on it. If you do go, I would love to know your thoughts.

The Fruit and Vegetable Market is amazing. I’ve only been a few times and not recently, but it doesn’t change so I believe I can comment quite confidently. Every fresh food you could possibly need is available at this market, which is on the way to Al Aweer. I love cooking with fresh fenugreek, coriander and parsley- these and dozens of other indian vegetables are available at this market. It’s all well priced and regularly checked by the government to make sure the prices stay stable.

Dragon Mart is an enormous warehouse type place in Dubai’s Al Aweer (International City) area. It has hundreds of stores with everything from lawnmowers to curtains and blinds to jewellery to home and office furniture. Everything is made in China and is much cheaper than anywhere else in Dubai. Using a store in Dragon Mart, we had blinds made and fitted for our three-bedroom apartment for a total cost of 1700 dirhams. I must warn you however, it is very busy, there’s hardly ever parking, even if you valet and it’s   very confusing, you will need a whole day here whatever you’re going for.

Outlet Mall houses designer stores with factory prices. Of course this comes with its problems, because you only get what is on the shop floor, if its not there in your size then its unlikely that it will be available at all. Every single brand you can think of is available here from Juicy Couture to Chanel to Adidas. If you’re not a shopper like me, it can be a nightmare, but if you do like shopping, like all the guests I’ve ever hosted in Dubai, this place is a haven. I must warn you though not to go to Outlet Mall expecting Karama prices. Here you will get original designer ware for a fraction of the price but certainly not at the prices of fake goods. Also, I am opposed to Karama and object to taking any guests to support fake goods. This is especially since the people who bring these counterfeit goods to the UAE illegally are also part of human trafficking syndicates, and I refuse to support that. Every time you wear your fake Louis Vuitton bag, just remember, you may have helped the kidnap of a 15 year old girl from somewhere in the world, who has subsequently been forced into prostitution. I hope it’s worth it. Please read the following literature to help you give up fake goods forever.









A place I love visiting is the Antique Warehouse. This is in the depths of Al Quoz, which is a bit like Aladdin’s cave. It’s bursting with little gems that you could take back home as gifts for everyone- Arabic-style lamps, carpets, wooden Arabic furniture (once saw a beautifully carved indoor swing in there) and they also offer framing services. They are the cheapest framers I’ve come across in the UAE, and extremely high quality. Their service is always impeccable, and it’s a very interesting place to visit with its many doors, and passages filled with all kinds of interesting treasures.

This is my attempt at directions: Get off at the Times Square exit off Sheikh Zayed Road (exit 43), turn left at the lights, first right and then second right and you should see about 3 sandy parking bays for people visiting the Antique Warehouse. Their number is 04 347 9935. The receptionist is lovely and friendly and speaks English, and is used to people asking for directions because they’re very lost.

Over the last 6 months I’ve travelled so much that I’m taking (@JamesWorldNews) advice for my blog next week. I’ll be talking about how to use the UAE as a hub to travel around the world and will also do an airline review. Be sure to check in for that!